Max Meyer's Invitation to Join the KKK

I never thought I'd read a cute story about the most infamous terrorist organization in the USA, the Ku Klux Klan (which thankfully has never gone global) -- but lo and behold, in a quirky old biography, I read one.

The book is Preposterous Papa, by Lew Meyer, which chronicles the story of his father, ebullient pioneer Max Meyer, who blew into Indian Territory in 1906 to set himself up as "Outfitter to Mankind." Hilarity erupted in all of Max's many grand schemes and adventures, and the book was a sleeper hit in 1960.

Photo: the Klan rides in Oklahoma in the 1920s. Via

I can't resist passing along this gem from Preposterous Papa, which, the author assures us, is completely true.

Papa was a joiner. He was a Mason, a Shriner, an Elk, a Moose, a Woodman of the World, a Knight of Pythias, and an Odd Fellow. He desperately wanted to be a Knight of Columbus and almost made it. He was a guest at so many of their meetings that a friend submitted Papa's name as a honorary Knight. The local group voted unanimously for him, but the Bishop raised so much fuss about it that Papa had to resign.

The only organization he didn't join was the Ku Klux Klan, and it wasn't for lack of an invitation. When the Klan terrorists were burning fiery crosses and tarring and feathering Negroes, Catholics, and Jews, three of Papa's oldest friends paid him a visit. They locked themselves in the back room of the house on Oak Street and talked for more than two hours.

Mama could hardly wait for them to leave. "What did they want, Max?" she asked worriedly.

"Annie, they..." He sat down. "Annie, they want me to be a member of the Ku Klux Klan!"

Mama was thunderstruck. "You're Jewish. The Klan hates Jews."

"I know it. They know it, too. But they want me, anyway. Say they feel like heels keepin' me out of anything they belong to."

"What did you tell them?"

Papa straightened up as he spoke. "I told them that they degrade themselves by persecutin' innocent people while hidin' behind sheets. I told them they were bad Christians and a disgrace to their children. I think maybe they're gonna resign from the Klan tomorrow. I lectured 'em hard!"

Maybe those Kluckers learned a lesson or two from Max Meyer.

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